As a mom you say quite a lot of random funny things like,
- take the broom out of the dishwasher.
- Stop touching your private parts. Seriously, if you touch your private parts one more time you are getting out of the tub.
- Please get off of the dishwasher.
- Oh, and there is this one from yesterday-Did you just drink out of that? We don't fill up our water cups out of the toilet. Sick!
- Stop putting your finger in your nose.
- Why is there desitin in with the pots and pans?
- I found your cell phone in the pantry.
- Did he seriously just throw his sippy cup in with the penguins!
- I just pulled a partially eaten strawberry out of your work boot.
Those are just a few that I can think of off the top of my head. I'll add more later. Feel free to add some more of your random statements.
4 comments:
HAHAHAHA!!! I love it!!! It's so true! I think I have just resorted to "Really child, Really?"
Hahaha - I love it!!!!!
That's hilarious! I don't have any to add, but I was still very entertained.
That's so funny! Here's one I wish I never would have to say: Eww! We do not drink out of the plunger, and we do no drink toilet water! That's yucky!
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